Since Hollywood is shuttling out the "Action President" movies Olympus Has Fallen (August 13th) and the seemingly identical White House Down (Sometime in October?) you might as well check out the Mother of all Die Hard President movies, Air Force One (1997), starring one Harrison Ford as the fantasy Uber-President and Gary Oldman as the evil terrorist.

Get off my family plane!

It basically is Die Hard* with the President. He kills them all and chucks them off his plane, telling them to "get off his plane". Talk about entitled sounding. How about get off OUR plane, we paid for the darn thing with our tax dollars pal.

Harrison Ford made a career out of saving his family- he has done this before in Patriot Games (1992), where he plays a government employee named Jack Ryan. He also did this recently in Firewall (2006), I think. Kinda missed that one.

I will have deep dish.

You know who has taken up the mantle of the Ford lately is Liam Neeson. Am I right?! If Taken (2008) were made in the 90's, it would've starred Ford. I mean, Taken was probably written in the 90's and got passed around coked up executives party mirrors for years before somebody awoke from a blackout and threw it into production. "Quick, make it quick! Teenage girls like U2 in this century! Enough to follow them around the world!!! THAT HAPPENS!!!"

=Kris W. @ Videorama St Johns and Kenton

* in case you don't know what 'Die Hard' is, it is a movie that you have not seen. Perhaps this is not your fault and you have no idea why this is a character flaw or personality weakness but in any case, we forgive you. As an institution that values it's clientele, we try to accommodate all types of people. Mood Stones are available for petting in the lobby. 

  August Releases

  8/6 OBLIVION (Tom Cruise), On The Road (Kristin Stewart, Amy Adams), The Place Beyond The Pines (Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper), Mud (Reese Witherspoon, Matthew McConaughey), Magic Magic (Michael Cera)

8/13 Olympus Has Fallen (Morgan Freeman, Gerard Butler), Hatchet 3

8/20 Amour (Michael Haneke), Epic (cgi), Scary Movie 5

8/27 The Great Gatsby (Leo), Pain and Gain (The Rock, Marky Mark, Sir Michael Bay)